Next month is our 14th anniversary. I’m still stupidly in love & our relationship is better than ever. We look after each other & deal with all the health shit life throws at us both & it’s wonderful.
That said, I don’t remember the last time I got laid or made out with my girl. Maybe it’s time for a bottle of wine & some porn
I think maybe we should give some kind of offering to the period fairy so that our cycles aren’t opposite to each other any more. I suspect she only takes blood, but will try to offer her credit card as an alternative.
Wine and porn are always welcome.
knitting in the dark 