kath-ballantyne:

everybodyilovedies:

everybodyilovedies:

Every red-blooded American male wants a girl, pal—unless he’s gay, and I’m pretty sure you’re not—

Clint: You need a woman, Steve! lemme explain ladies to you.

Steve: We are not having this conversation. So anyway, about this tech Tony made us-

Clint: No really, ladies! I mean, you’re not GAY, after all…

Steve: *NOTICEABLY NEVER ADDRESSES THIS ASSUMPTION*

dying