jabberwockypie:

buckkybbarnes:

buckkybbarnes:

the fact that i have seen steve and bucky living in clint’s brooklyn building exactly one time in a very small part of an alright at best fic is tragic

i mean just imagine it:

• bucky and steve over the moon to be living in a building that reminds them of where they lived before the war even though it’s kind of crappy it’s PERFECT for them
• clint and kate and bucky and steve teaming up to fight crime together like o m g
• cap getting rid of the bros in like 30 seconds every time they show up if clint needs to get this shit done quick so they can fight bigger and better crime clint what did you even do to start this
• BUCKY BABYSITTING
• EVERYONE BEING BFFS WITH GRILLS
• bucky and kate having sass fests and fistbumping when they say something hilarious about their respective bff
• madame masque kidnapping steve and bucky to get back at kate or something really dumb like that and steve and bucky being like are you even serious rn like OKAY THEN
• ‘hawkeye’ ‘hawkeye’ ‘captain america’ ‘captain america’ IF YOU WANTED TO GO THAT FAR JUST SAYING
• STEVE AND BUCKY FEEDING PIZZA TO PIZZA DOG
• clint secretly fanboying every single day about cap living like two floors down to kate and kate just rolling her eyes like CLINT I KNOW I SAW STEVE DOING HIS LAUNDRY IN THE BASEMENT THIS MORNING AND EVERYTHING and clint being like oh yeah right…so does he actually only wear red white and blue underwear i have a bet going and kate just puts her head on the table and thinks how did i even

WHY IS THIS NOT A COMMON THING???

• bucky and steve start saying ‘this looks bad’ before beating people up. the other avengers give them weird looks. clint smirks.
• bucky getting pissed when kate eventually kicks his ass at archery (but just archery. he’s still better at shooting a gun. goddammit.)
• literally kate bishop and mcu!bucky barnes please just think about it for a moment
• MOVIE NIGHTS
• LITERALLY THEM JUST HANGING OUT AND BECOMING BEST BROS AND SOMETIMES LETTING SAM AND NATASHA
• AND BEING 100% DOMESTIC
• IN BUT THEN TONY DROPS BY UNANNOUNCED ONE DAY AND SEES THE FOUR OF THEM SQUISHED TOGETHER ON THE COUCH PLAYING PORTAL OR WATCHING BLADE RUNNER (‘STEVE IT IS MY FAVORITE HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN IT YET IT IS PERFECT’) OR WHATEVER
• AND TONY IS JUST LIKE ‘WH. WHAT. NO. NO YOU CANNOT LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS. YOU ARE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.’ SO HE PULLS OUT HIS PHONE TO GET EVIDENCE IF HE NEEDS TO BLACKMAIL ANY OF THEM MATER
• AND THEN HE JUST SORT OF LAYS ON TOP OF THEM WITHOUT ANOTHER WORD
• AND THE FOUR OF THEM JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SHRUG AND KEEP DOING WHATEVER IT IS THEY’RE DOING AND WAIT FOR PEPPER TO COME COLLECT HIM

HAWKEYE HAWKEYE CAPTAIN AMERICA CAPTAIN AMERICA!

– “crappy but perfect for them” YES EXACTLY.   I mean I love “Everyone lives in Avengers Tower and it’s domestic and adorable” but Steve and Bucky need the correct mix of “kinda crappy, but good” and a neighborhood with an actual community.

– Bucky is not only *A* babysitter, he is SImone’s kids’ FAVORITE babysitter and actually volunteers to watch the kids so Simone can take some time for herself.  (I mean MCU Bucky is just a natural caretaker type – look at pre-serum Steve.  I think either Bucky would be really good with kids.)

– I think in a very real way – kids of the Depression and all that – Steve and Bucky would GET Clint in a lot of ways.  Like the bit about “you have to take care of your stuff”. (Crap, where’s my copy.  Christmas issue.  You know the part I mean, right?)  Which is why they watched Blade Runner on laser disc despite Kate’s protests that you know what are things now? DVD and Blu-Ray and just DOWNLOADING THE DAMNED THING.  But it’s YOUR STUFF and you’ve gotta take care of your stuff.  (Side note: I think this is also kind of why I really get Clint Barton in some ways.  My city falls under … “kinda crappy but perfect for me”)

I need this like I’ve never needed anything in my life, including air.