the-wordbutler:

tony what are you doing all i can imagine is miles taking these pictures with his phone while simultaneously going DAD NO and bruce laughs helplessly in the background

“I keep hearing hats are in, but I don’t own any hats. Well, I own the beanie, but I’m not allowed to wear the beanie. What’d you say about it? It’s the ‘most embarrassing thing I own, even worse than the fanny pack?’”

“Sounds about right.”

“Thank you, Bruce. So, like I was saying: I need hats. These are my new hats. Why are you groaning and covering your face? I look great. Don’t I look great, Bruce? He’s only snickering because I look so awesome. And wait until you see my other hat— No spoilers, but it’s origami … “