jabberwockypie:

wolvensnothere:

kalimayablack:

Announcing TOWER! The game of a Princess tired of waiting.

A retro-styled top-down fantasy adventure-story game. Scheduled for release 20 July 2014.

Starring a Princess taking control of her own destiny, and a magical cat with strong eyeliner game.

Based on an original idea by Rachael Roach, made with love and lots of swearing by Kali Black.

Things this game definitely includes:

• flexibility for different play styles
• trope subversion
• feminism dragons
• a level shaped like a butt
• chainmail banana hammock
• underdressed dudes
• references to Zork, The Princess Bride, The X Files, and more
• meme

Things this game definitely does not include:

• metal bikinis
• doomguys
• damsels in distress
• manpain
• women in refrigerators

System requirements

Windows 2000 or better
1.0 GHz Intel Pentium III equivalent or better
256MB RAM
400MB available hard disk space

seriously this will run on just about any computer made in about the last 10 years no trouble

PREORDERS? YES PREORDERS!

20% discount for preorders (preorder price US$3.99, price at release $4.99).

No signup required. Secure payment processing via Stripe. Checkout and automated delivery via GetDPD.

PREORDER HERE

Note: please make sure that you provide a valid email address, as your download link will be sent to the email address you use during checkout.

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Final note: if for any reason the above link doesn’t work, it may have been updated, so try this page:http://kalimayablack.tumblr.com/tower

Hey. Can I be straightup with you, for a second? You want this game.

It is fun and it is funny and it is creepy and scary and trippy and wonderful and, again, fun.

You Want This Game.

Reblogging because this sounds AWESOME and I’ll buy it when I can afford to (after car stuff and all that).

The person who wrote up the list of things the game includes clearly knows how to get my attention!